Even though there were only four games in week nine in the Alliance Killer known as the SEC this week, there were four reality checks dished out and must be cashed in Lexington, Gainesville, Nashville and Oxford as it was a variable House of Horrors for those programs on Halloween weekend.

Let’s sort through the candy (and in some cases the gore) and discuss the small but critical week in the conference.

Week Eight Wrap Up

Mississippi State 31, Kentucky 17

Why Should I Care:  The Cats were riding high going into StarkVegas with New Year’s Six bowl aspirations and an 11-win season in their sights.  Instead, the Cats leave there with dashed dreams at the hands of the pirate known as Mike Leach.  The UK offense was putrid outside of WanDale Robinson, and the defense could not hold the Air Raid out of the end zone to save the day.  Quarterback Will Levis had his toughest game as a Wildcat and the running game was stifled by the MSU defense.  MSU signal-caller Will Rogers III was darn near perfect against the Cats’ defense too.  If the Kentucky Wildcats have a Kryptonite in the conference, it has to be Mississippi State.

The Dawgs (5-3) are all but assured a bowl berth now and simply outperformed the Wildcats.  They deserved the victory outright.  And I still hate cowbells.

For the Cats (6-2), it’s time to come back to earth and go back to work. They’ve had two weeks hearing how awesome they are nationally and took the Nick Saban “rat poison.” They’ve got to flush it out of their system in a hurry as archrival Tennessee comes to town off a bye week.  The Vols will come for blood after getting humiliated 34-7 last season in Knoxville. The UK season isn’t over, though.  Plenty of teams lay eggs one week and salvage things the next week.  The Cats can, too. But the Cats have to purge this game and get refocused or another total meltdown awaits.

Auburn 31, Ole Miss 20

Why Should I Care:  I owe the Tigers (6-2) an apology.  I’ve kind of explained away their success as either a miracle or just overpowering inferior talent.  I’m sorry.  Auburn is for real.  Bryan Harsin should be SEC Coach of the Year, taking a rudderless program and giving it a new identity of toughness and execution.  After beating the Rebels (6-2), they are right even with Texas A&M as the second-best squad in the SEC West.  Their game will be a huge matchup.

You could say Ole Miss quarterback Matt Corral had a tough night, but I tend to believe that the Heisman contender is finally showing some signs of wear after putting Herculean performances up for the Rebs.  Ole Miss also has some injuries to key people and their hyperkinetic offense doesn’t have that flash it had earlier.  Are they still good?  Absolutely.  If they can get healthy again, they are a serious problem for any team.

Georgia 34, Florida 7

Why Should I Care:  The beat goes on for the Bulldogs (8-0).  They once again showed with no doubt who is the best team in America.  Consider that at the end of the second quarter, the Dawgs were only leading 3-0 and Florida had hope.  Then in a matter of four minutes, UGA hung 21 points and salted the game away.  That was super impressive.  Georgia might be at least 14 points better than anyone else in America.  America.

For the Gators (4-4), it seems the cracks are getting wider and wider in Dan Mullen’s program.  The offense is unsettled at quarterback and very sporadic, the defense is hemorrhaging yards and points, and both Mullen and defensive coordinator Todd Grantham are being grilled in the public arena like Gator Tail at a tailgate. If the Gators take another loss, the calls for a change in Gainesville will become deafening.

Missouri 37, Vanderbilt 28

Why Should I Care:  The Tigers (4-4) got a much-needed victory in Nashville Saturday by scoring enough against the Commodores to let their much-maligned defense hang on for a victory.  It wasn’t an impressive win, but alas it was a win.  Star back Tyler Badie had a whopping 254 yards on the ground for Mizzou.

Vandy (2-7) is fighting with everything in them.  Coach Clark Lea will not let the Dores quit regardless of the score.  I respect that so much.  They’re just not equipped to win tough games in the SEC physically and in their depth chart.  But give Lea time.  He will turn the ship, literally.

Week 10 Predictions

Last week, the Backwoods Swami went 9-2.  For the season, I am 81-12 (.870).

Let’s forecast week 10 in the SEC, along with the Sun Belt (aka Fun Belt) and Texas and Oklahoma.

Missouri at Georgia

LSU at Alabama

Auburn at Texas A&M

Liberty at Ole Miss

Tennessee at Kentucky

Mississippi State at Arkansas

Florida at South Carolina

Georgia State at Louisiana

Appalachian State at Arkansas State

UL Monroe at Texas State

South Alabama at Troy

Coastal Carolina at Georgia Southern

Texas at Iowa State

Oklahoma- OPEN

Week Nine Rankings

1. Georgia
2. Alabama
3. Auburn
4. Texas A&M
5. Ole Miss
6. Kentucky
7. Mississippi State
8. Tennessee
9. LSU
10.  Florida
11. Arkansas
12. Missouri
13. South Carolina
14.  Vanderbilt