It’s the most wonderful time of the year.  The holiday season brings out the best (hopefully) in all of us as we prepare for all the various holidays and prepare to enjoy vast amounts of food and sports on the couches across America.

It’s this time of the year that also rings in Bowl Season, that mythical time of the year where if you can manage six wins, your team and your fan base can prepare for an extra game for fun, trophies, and free merchandise for the players.  Not too bad.

We also know that there are some classic bowl names out there (the Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, and the Fiesta Bowl among others) and some other, lesser-known destinations (the Quick Stop Bowl, the Foster Farms Bowl, and the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl).

In the Alliance Killer known as the SEC, all of its schools except Vanderbilt have either reached the six-win plateau or are within a game or two of doing so.

So in honor of bowl season names, let’s recap week 10 in the SEC, shall we?

Georgia 41, Tennessee 14

Why Should I Care –  In the “Georgia Victory Tour Bowl”, the Dawgs proved again why they are the best team in America, limiting the hyperkinetic Volunteer offense to a pedestrian 55 rushing yards and 387 yards of total offense behind their stifling defense.  Tennessee does have the distinction of scoring the most points on the Georgia defense, one more than Kentucky accomplished.

Alabama 59, New Mexico State 3

Why Should I Care –  In the “Who Schedules Games at New Mexico State Bowl,” the Crimson Tide dismantled the Lobos.  The good news is they will get a handsome payout for their troubles, the bad news is they have to stay another week in the SEc and play Kentucky whose offense is finally rolling.

Ole Miss 29, Texas A&M 19

Why Should I Care –  In the “Our Head Coach Might be Looking to Move to Baton Rouge Bowl,” Hotty Toddy proved that in today’s SEC, a good offense is better to be had than a good defense.  The Rebels made enough plays to win, plus they also played their best game of the season defensively against the Aggies, whose dreams of reaching Atlanta for the SEC Championship disappeared like the alcohol consumed in the Grove in the bathrooms around Oxford.

Mississippi State 43, Auburn 34

Why Should I Care –  In the “NERDS Gummies Bowl,” the Pirate Mike Leach once again put on a coaching display offensively that was simply brilliant.  MSU signal-caller Will Rogers threw for 415 yards and 6 touchdowns and the Dawgs ran off 40 (yes 40) points in a row to blast the Tigers in Jordan-Hare Stadium on a day where War Eagle was retiring their prized eagle.  The eagle deserved much better.

Arkansas 16, LSU 13 (OT)

Why Should I Care –  In the “Battle For The Boot,”  The Razorbacks beat the Tigers in a defensive slugfest.  Hogs quarterback KJ Jefferson is an animal.  He took hits all night and LSU defenders were just bouncing off him.  For LSU, they have played much better since announcing coach Ed Orgeron would not be returning to Baton Rouge.  Maybe other schools should fire coaches and get their teams playing better.  Speaking of which…

Florida 70, Samford 52

Why Should I Care –  In the “First Alert Smoke Detector Bowl,” the batteries around the seat of the Florida coach Dan Mullen must not be working because his seat is absolutely on fire.  After firing his defensive coordinator and longtime offensive line coach, his two most trusted assistants, the Gators had to survive against the FCS Bulldogs in the Swamp.  I suggest searching Twitter for Fire Dan Mullen.  The comments are pretty entertaining.

Missouri 31, South Carolina 28

Why Should I Care –  In the “We’re Glad We Aren’t Vandy Bowl,”  the Tigers rode another epic performance from All-World running back Tyler Badie to survive an ugly game in Columbia.  Badie rushed for 209 yards for Mizzou to lead them to a win.  The Tigers face Florida next week at home in a game that Missouri can win, something I wouldn’t have said a month ago.

Kentucky 34, Vanderbilt 17

Why Should I Care –  In the “Kroger South Bowl,” Commodore Stadium and Nashville became home again to Big Blue Nation as the Wildcats traveled down I-65 and beat Vandy to move to 7-3 on the season.  The Cats’ offense was near perfect for much of the first half but sputtered in the second half.  The UK defense once again beat up a starting quarterback (Ken Sears) and made the backup look like an All-American (Mike Wright.) I can’t explain it, nor understand it.  But the Cats needed a win badly, and now the losses to Mississippi State and Tennessee don’t look quite as bad after this Saturday.  Next up for the Cats is New Mexico State in a final tune-up before traveling to Louisville to face the Cardinals.

Week 11 Predictions

Last week, the backwoods Swami had his worst week of the season going a mediocre 8-7.  For the year, he is 98-23 (.809.)  Let’s try to turn this around.  Again, we will also predict the Sun Belt and future SEC schools in Texas and Oklahoma.

Arkansas at Alabama

Charleston Southern at Georgia

Prairie View A&M at Texas A&M

New Mexico State at Kentucky

Tennessee State at Mississippi State

Florida at Missouri

Auburn at South Carolina

Vanderbilt at Ole Miss

South Alabama at Tennessee

UL Monroe at LSU

Texas State at Coastal Carolina

Arkansas State at Georgia State

Appalachian State at Troy

BYU at Georgia Southern

Louisiana at Liberty

Iowa State at Oklahoma

Texas at West Virginia

Week 11 Rankings

There’s been some movement in this week’s rankings, so it will look a little different.  With that said, here are this week’s SEC  rankings.  And, as always, it’ll be fun for the whole family.

1. Georgia
2. Alabama
3. Ole Miss
4. Mississippi State
5. Texas A&M
6. Arkansas
7. Kentucky
8. Auburn
9. Tennessee
10. LSU
11. Florida
12. Missouri
13. South Carolina
14. Vanderbilt